For 4-8 players. Or maybe up to 12. Or 6 players and a random assortment of spectators. Rules are overrated.

Welcome to the card game Crimes Against Handbells, a thoroughly juvenile waste of time filled with utterly incomprehensible inside jokes. The rules of play are largely arbitrary and subject to the whims of the players. Just so you know, there are literally thousands of cat videos you could watch right now rather than play this “game”, and quite possibly you should be rehearsing, but if you insist upon continuing, consider yourself warned!